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Robert Dahl was artificially gestated in a genetic research lab
in Gainesville, Florida in 1997. He is the legal property of Nike
Inc. and the prototype of a bioengineering experiment attempting
to create the perfect athlete. After initial testing revealed that
he ran a 62 second 40 meter dash, it became obvious that serious
alterations were needed and he was assigned to the U.S. Marine Corps,
a subsidiary of Nike WorldCorp, for training. Upon his return he
was pitted against Emmanuel Lewis in a closely observed game of
one-on-one basketball. Robert was reportedly "schooled."
Nike executives promptly declared the experiment a complete disaster.
Robert is now on lease to Tackle Loco until his contract runs out
in 2002, at which time his body will become unstable.
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